little lion man

on my bus ride home (i’m going home for passover) there was a lil old orthodox jewish man and his DOG had a kippah and tallis!!! so i asked where he got kippot for dogs, and he was like “i ordered it online!! it’s her 13th birthday so we’re throwing her a Bark Mitzvah!!!”

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t

There’s a problem in our society when most people see a police officer and feel fear instead of comfort and security.

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

2005 was a simpler time

her name is denise

Andy Warhol gathering supplies (“props”) for his art

Lmao that b***tch he loved soup

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)