stay positive!

Hey guess what? Losing weight doesn’t solve every problem you have in life or make you immune to hurt or failure or loss or pain or feelings of worthlessness. It doesn’t secure happiness or stability or friends or success or self-esteem. Just in case you need a reminder and your brain is telling you otherwise today. 

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

or when they write me a check for $100,000

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

Our motto is ‘don’t get attached they probably die’

is it too early to start shopping for sweaters

I want to cry but i have things to do

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”