Honestly mate, you look sterling.

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

Wet baby

I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous

Look at that smile

They are like furry hippos

Hippos are one of the most violent and dangerous animals on earth.

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

True

Tan is smooth af

ANTONI FIND THE BEAT

This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting

England as a country has small dick energy

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries. I may come from a broken and twisted place but I will build something whole and safe. I’ll sing in the shower again, cook with a smile and dance in all the rooms. I will heal.

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry