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@bigcrimsonwolf
Send me a line from a song and I'll write a drabble about our muses based on it.
For non rp blogs: add two characters after the song lyric.
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SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU ─
where was their first date ?: what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: how my muse would wake your’s up: who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: what is their shared, favourite kink ?: describe their typical kiss: how my muse shows their love for your’s: their favourite ways to give affection: who is more dominate ?: who sings in the shower ?: who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: who has the weirder taste in music ?: who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: what would they name their children ?: who would their children take after more ?:
( @bigcrimsonwolf , @thekingofsweets , @shecanonlycopy , @sleepyhollowchild , @ashandsnow , @magikaaarp , @amongsttheunliving , @guardianofjoy , @heartlessgod , @rainingvictory , @buttercuppoison , @thehuntswoman , @asourpatchkid , @littledarkfae , @ticctocc , @baldmountainboy )
I HATE THIS ASSHOLE HE KEEPS BREAKING THE COFFEE MACHINE AND STEALING MY FUCKIN FOOD AND HE'S SUCH A FUCKBOY NOWADAYS WTF but at the same time it's weird thinking of life without him so ???
“YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME, EIRELLA. YOU AIN’T GOTTA HIDE IT.”
It's surprising how well we get on considering the only thing we have in common is freakish height and a girlfriend he no longer has.
“You and I were destined to be bros. Let’s ditch Lola and elope.”
Have your muse confess anonymously their thoughts about my muse!
It’s up to the asker to reveal their muse!
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On anon or not, send me something you could completely imagine my muse saying.
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Randomness From A Skype Group Chat {Sentence Starters}
❛❛ I am trash Satan. ❜❜
❛❛ Only ten alcohol per hour.❜❜
❛❛ Hello, jazz-hater. ❜❜
❛❛ Erase your own existence. ❜❜
❛❛ Stop leaving, you little punk. ❜❜
❛❛ Fuck you, Uncle Shady. ❜❜
❛❛ I JUST WANNA MAKE PUNS ❜❜
❛❛ That’s all he learned in juvie: how to fuck someone back to life. ❜❜
❛❛ How have you seen my ass? ❜❜
❛❛ Oh man, I’d love to die! ❜❜
❛❛ Bitch, I’m gonna smear blood on your motherfucking macaroni. ❜❜
❛❛ I feel like my cat is judging me right now. ❜❜
❛❛ When did wishing to die become such a casual topic in here? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m indifferent to cheerios. ❜❜
❛❛ Dying requires effort, for fucks’ sake. ❜❜
❛❛ MURDER IS PLANNED ❜❜
❛❛ Just laugh, I’m laughing about it now. I mean at the time I was crying, but I’m laughing now. ❜❜
❛❛ Reasons people should date me: there are no reasons, stay far away. ❜❜
❛❛ If Hagrid and Weird Al had a love child… it would be you. ❜❜
❛❛ Hey, bitch, tell me about your fourth cousin Jenny. ❜❜
❛❛ OMINOUS KAZOOING ❜❜
❛❛ Stop it, you’re gonna trigger T -Bag. ❜❜
❛❛ My arm is half-black. ❜❜
❛❛ You look like a shady drug dealer. ❜❜
❛❛ One time I was at the dentist’s office and this hot dude came in and my first thought was actually ‘DEATH STAR APPROACHING’. ❜❜
❛❛ My hair looks like Sonic the Hedgehog’s deformed pink cousin has been run over by a truck and used as a toupee. ❜❜
❛❛ Just take out the middle man and just die. ❜❜
❛❛ Screw joint weddings, hello joint funeral. ❜❜
❛❛ You might need to get me a bigger coffin. ❜❜
❛❛ I PUT THE ASS, SASS, AND SIN IN ASSASSIN ❜❜
❛❛ Would prison really be that bad compared to your work? ❜❜
❛❛ IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING DUCK I WILL STAB A HOE ❜❜
❛❛ I can die happy and in toasted cheese heaven. ❜❜
❛❛ I did not subscribe to bible meet ups. ❜❜
❛❛ I speak no bullshit, my potato friend. ❜❜
❛❛ Watch dumb teenage singing with me, ya’ll. ❜❜
❛❛ Yeah, no fluff in Prisneyland. ❜❜
❛❛ She is a sad smol murder bird and needs to be loved. ❜❜
❛❛ If I had feelings, I’d be offended. ❜❜
❛❛ We’re not naming our son Bear. ❜❜
❛❛ Shit, how do I go home and tell my wife that our adopted kid got eaten. ❜❜
❛❛ Give me your disorder, I’ll take it off your hands for you. ❜❜
❛❛ Murder is fun. It’s cheaper than divorce. ❜❜
❛❛ This is fox-kidnapping. Put the fox back. ❜❜
❛❛ The snail fucked off. ❜❜
❛❛ DAMN YOUR HOT SHADY ASS ❜❜
❛❛ STOP BEING LEPRECHAUN RACIST ❜❜
❛❛ I am going to murder myself with a kazoo. ❜❜
❛❛ Does Britain have its tea? Find out next week. ❜❜
❛❛ I leave to eat some goddamn bbq ribs and there is hell. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re about as angelic as Lucifer, don’t fool yourself. ❜❜
( @bigcrimsonwolf , @thekingofsweets , @shecanonlycopy , @sleepyhollowchild , @ashandsnow , @magikaaarp , @amongsttheunliving , @guardianofjoy , @heartlessgod , @rainingvictory , @buttercuppoison , @thehuntswoman , @asourpatchkid , @littledarkfae , @ticctocc )
MELISSA HOPPS:
“Well I guess, but I’ve always tended to be more of a straight forward kind of girl myself.” she replied with a playful smile. Melissa followed along beside him, when he held up his arm she simply shrugged as if to tell him she didn’t mind. “So if you don’t mind me asking, what exactly made you want to do all this in the first place?” she questioned, curiosuly tilting her head slightly.
On cue, Crimson draped his arm around her shoulders, pulling her close while they walked. He nodded towards the closest gas bar. “There’s our prize,” he crooned before making a small ‘huh?’ sound as Melissa questioned him. “Is it bad to say I don’t like being alone? I like going on adventures, even small ones like going to get slushies, and I’d prefer to do it with other people. The more the merrier, you know?”
EIRELLA GREENE:
“okay, look, i’ll accept that i’m not perfect. no one is perfect. but me? not being cute? uh, i don’t think so.” she pressed the lid back on the butter and returned it to the fridge. “the others would totally back me up on this.”
“I’m FUCKING adorable, okay?” Crimson started, flashing a bright smile. “Look at these dimples. And the pearly whites? I’m cute as fuck. If you’re cute, then so am I. But if I’m not cute, then neither are you.” The werewolf puffed out his chest playfully. “They’ll back me up, too. Don’t forget that our friends like us both equally.”
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EIRELLA GREENE:
( @bigcrimsonwolf said “i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive” )
“you are neither cute nor perfect, what the fuck?” eirella said, briefly pausing from buttering her toast.
“If that’s the case, then neither are you,” Crimson retorted. He was preparing his coffee (a splash of rum hidden in the depths of caffeine, cream, and sugar) before leaning against the kitchen counter. “If you’re cute, I’m cute. If you’re perfect, I’m perfect. Tell me how else we coexist, fam.”
text post sentence starters / original version here
“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”
“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”
“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”
“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”
“attention: i need attention.”
“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”
“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”
“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”
“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”
“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”
“i don’t want to look ‘pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”
“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”
“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“
“i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”
“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”
“this could be less hetero.”
“to be honest i just need a hug.”
“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”
“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”
“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”
“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”
“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”
“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”
“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”
“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”
“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”
“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”
“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”
“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”
“my kink is being right.”
“my kink is being home alone.”
“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”
“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”
“what about netflix and kill?”
“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”
“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”
“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”
“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”
“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”
“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”
“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”
“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”
“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”
“sorry for being awesome, loser.”
“is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”
( @bigcrimsonwolf , @thekingofsweets , @shecanonlycopy , @sleepyhollowchild , @ashandsnow , @magikaaarp , @amongsttheunliving , @guardianofjoy , @heartlessgod , @rainingvictory , @buttercuppoison , @thehuntswoman , @asourpatchkid , @littledarkfae , @ticctocc )
CASPIA CERISE:
caspia had to admit that it was a good song. standing up, she flipped her hair behind her shoulders and said, “only because it’s a good song.” and with that, she started dancing. “please don’t tell me you’re one of those embarrassing drunk dancers, because i will ditch you.”
“DJ Hood got you good, didn’t he?” he teased. He grinned at the prospect of him being an embarrassing drunk dancer. “I’ll have you know I’m a good dancer, dumbly body rolling or not.” Crimson started dancing, following the rhythm (surprisingly). One of his hands reached out to grab hers so he could give her a spin. In his drunken defense, the feel of the song definitely called for it.
( ✉ → eirella )
eirella: does this mean u won't fight me
eirella: idk whether to feel special or be disappointed
eirella: of course not wtf
crimson: why would u ever be disappointed in my inability to fight u
crimson: doESN'T IT SHOW I CARE TF
crimson: I CARE
crimson: I CARE UNLIKE U MISS I'M TOO GOOD TO DRIVE A DRUNK CRIMSON HOME
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ROSALIND WONDER:
Rosalind wasn’t a hundred percent sure where the tourney fields were, so she had to follow a helpful butterfly. She skipped along behind the butterfly and grinned when she saw the boy. She held up the chips and giggled softly. “Here you go, and my name’s Rosalind.” She sat down next to him. “So, where’s the sad guy?”
“Surprise! I’m the sad guy!” Crimson exclaimed, albeit with a smile as he grabbed the bag of chips. He shrugged, though his disposition didn’t change. “It may not look like it, but it’s because I’ve had rum to help me out not be sad. Now rum and chips? Today might just be a good day, after all.” He let out a giddy laugh as he opened the bag. “I’m Crimson, by the way. Crimson Hood.”
`~'*¤!— @kirsafee
Crimson knew better than to walk around with open alcohol but the case of red bull he was carrying around was indeed suspicious. He transferred the Jagermeister he had into a 2L plastic bottle so it wouldn’t clink in his bag and give himself away. He wasn’t all too sure who he was looking for. But, at this point, he was always ready to get drunk. The werewolf whipped out his phone and texted the number.
[text]: HEYYYYYYY FAM I’M DOWNSTAIRS AT THE DORMS WHERE U AT I’M THE TALL GUY WITH THE REDBULL AND THE BACKPACK
