If you made it here, you’re a freaky little freak and that’s pretty neat. If you’re not… Well this may be your time to exit!
Prolegomenon:
I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that time I have had many names.
But He be here as, Brawndo the Big of Belly. And I be Him. You can find parts of me scattered about the internet, kinda like horcruxes I guess. Find them all…. And win a prize idk man.
This blog is the manifestation of the inner machinations of the enigma that is my mind, and should be arrived with a subtle curiosity and mild revulsion. This blog is mostly NSFW, which would go without saying 18+. And as such feel free to shoot me a message, send me an ask, sometimes I’m in the mood to chat. Keep in mind I am of the 20th century and if you were born in this millennium there is an age gap that I personally am not too comfortable with. So try and be respectful, and let’s not steer the conversation into tumultuous waters. I know a lot of y’all have Daddy, Big Brother kinks, and I will never yuck your yum, you do you. It’s just not my thang.
A bisexual bear, who is learning more about his sexuality and identity every day. Everything is on a spectrum my friends. I find fat to be where it’s at. Fat tummy’s, big bewbies, chonky thighs, dimply badonkadonks . Fuck. Mutual growth is where it’s at, but all bodies are beautiful in their own right. I have been on my own journey of growth, and have gone from 165 to my high weight of 280. Which I am working to get back to, and hopefully dwarf.
You’ll see old stuff I still have tucked away, an archive of sorts. And some new stuff when I’m feeling inspired. I am always looking for new suggestions for photos and videos, and if you are wanting some custom content of some sort shoot me a message and maybe we can talk it out :)
Politics are pretty important to me, I fall firmly on the left, and while I identify as an Independent I find I’m calling myself a Democratic Socialist more and more these days. I am happy to talk politics and debate, but if you don’t believe that Nazi’s are bad, and slavery was/is wrong, don’t waste your time. Hate will be ignored, I refuse to perpetuate small minded bigotry by giving it a spotlight.
I live a pretty introverted life, but it’s still a life that I live and I am unfortunately not glued to a screen 24/7. To that point I will respond to messages when I can, and please for the love of all that is Holy on this green Earth. Don’t ask me to message or talk on a different app. I’m too old to be juggling all that shit, and to be frank ya seem like a skeevy schemer when you do that. So stop, please. Boundaries are healthy, with that, this is a kink blog so its fine to be sexual, but if its not being reciprocated don’t keep pushing it. If we’ve connected in the past please stop by and say hey again, if you really know me you’ll know I’m like baklava. A lil flaky, nutty, and very sticky. This has gotten rather winded, and I will most likely be adding to this in the future, like a living index for the blog until then:
Stay weird, be kind, help yourself, and if you can, help someone else. Cheers Dudes*!
*(When I use Dudes, I mean the Royal Dude, He/She/We/Them Dudes. Gender neutral, non and all binary. All encompassing and all inclusive no hidden fees.)
