nasty shock.

Wizard boyfriends in enchanted christmas jumpers

          “Quite well actually. Sometimes very boring.            Same old same old, you know? Now and then             you just need to break out and talk to a Lion.”

                                         ❝  -----yeeaaah sure.           Good  luck  finding a lion that  doesnt           want to bite off the snakes head huh...  ❞

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                 ”  ————Sounds f a i r…          Maybe we should ask Hermione just in case?”

                                                 ❝  ––––  NOOOO !!!                   Shell just hold us an lecture about it!  ❞

the secret to drawing eyes is not drawing eyes

    ‘ I’m not so tiny anymore, well still tiny but I can     thank mum for my height. I’m in my seventh year.     Oh yeah? that’s great news, what’re you teaching?’

                    ❝  ah yes, our ginny was always so short                          but  filled  with  so  much  t e m p e r ...                          I  wonder  how  she  didnt  blow  up.....                                         Teaching? Who said anything about teaching?                                         Maybe  Im  coming  back  to   b e    t a u g h t …                                              –––––  N a h,   j u s t   k i d d i n g !  –––––                                         C a r e        o f        m a g i c a l       c r e a t u r e s !                                         I suppose  it was  time  i  looked  for  something                                         where    i    could     s e t t l e      d o w n     more...  ❞

"Wasn’ aware it needed building up. I’m just sayin’ it always happens, doesn’t it? Can’t expect a zebra to change it’s stripes."

           ❝  do you even realize what a bloody BITCH youre being?                                             I    DO.    NOT.   blow  up   things   on  purpose.                                             it is NOT. my intention for my spells to fuck up.  ❞

❝ Why?     You into that sort of thing? ❞

                  ❝  Nah, it kinda fucked up to be honest..  ❞

        [ he knows that he should probably stop picking           on people, but he’s just having so much fun            doing it!!so he flies up behind the other boy,           tapping him on his shoulder, before quickly flying           to the other side of him as soon as he turned around.           he then, tapped his back again. ]