none of this is real

“i touched myself while thinking about you” so tell me about it. i want to think about you too

Kisses that make u feel drunk

In the mood to hear “fuck, you feel so good” 🫣

i love touching myself to the thought of you

can she just tie my hands behind my back and finger me til i’m gasping and moaning into her mouth

I love when she’s riding my cock and I lift her instead so I can fuck her harder from underneath, love watching her bounce on me while she falls apart taking very inch.

i make her eyes roll back (im annoying)

We need to start publicly shaming people for creating huge messes everywhere they go in stores. Retail employees should be allowed to stamp "DOUCHEBAG" on your forehead if you keep fucking up every display you see