You are Extraordinary

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

he was gay cut him some slack

Horror movie where the monstrous clowns are defeated via the wacky hijinks of a real clown

Actually me to children

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

“You didn’t see nothin’“

I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 5 mins

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

he do be lookin kinda fresh doe