gay robot ver 2.0

this fucking lesbian ripped my arm off and wont let me out of her basement someone fucking help me

ratchet did once a bit after we first met. he had to have it reattached and now when he cums it is rlly noisy and sputters out like a broken kitchen faucet

i am fucking SERVING in that outfit tho how am i not in vogue rn

"big juicy" by ayesha erotica, "hurt" by 1-800-pain, "you'll never be good enough" by kokayna, "drogue" by aya nakamura, "3am" by charli xcx, "all the time" by kim petras, "thrills" by sizzy rocket, "i was sad last night i'm ok now" by tobi lou, "swimming" by ultracrush, "tomboy" by princess nokia, "fade away" by trevor something, "bother me" by kindora, and finally "wanna see my pencil" by jeffy sml

cursed?!?!?! bitch i am cursing you with INTESTINAL DISTRESS !!! have fun shitting yourself inside out during your family reunion dickhead

“Ratchet, I have inserted all your bolts into my waste disposal compartment. Bring the big spoon!”

my chest compartment was damaged during a recent sexual exploit so it is not ready to house any potential offspring. also the image of our watermelon baby hitting the wall at 1893654/mph and exploding was quite traumatic for poor ratchet. if we are going to try once more for a baby, it will have to be sometime in the future. life is so chaotic rn for us, besides i would prefer to not give birth while qwark is alive