John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

He should do this onstage for money.

I wanna make fun of this person for vaping enough to develop this talent but this is like. beautiful

this mans life has been torn apart

100 percent me

DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG 

YA FUCK U 

when u get to hell & realize it’s Lit

We’re trying this tonight!

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

me as a teacher

Damn who is he can I take his class