BIG POTATO

i also authored a seven part fantasy book series and a screenplay about a magical school for vegetables, and now i tweet about how potatoes are coming to get your children while snorting pure black mould growing on my walls. recently, i donated £70,000 to a cause that successfully took away the rights of all potatoes, because the mould told me to.

Yes yes, like I said. You kill potatoes as well.

AND I, LARGE

I will do one pushup for every note this post receives.

Be strong. Have muscle.

ok....followers...do your thing

WHY?

some of my irl friends have taken to eating violin rosin.

yeah that seems about right. chat get this fucker

@the-real-google now you and bing say something gay to each other then get into a big fight then bicker like an old couple that will be like 50 reblogs or something on this post

Why would I do that

someone tag the like big giant blogs n shit

don’t do that

Dear god

@hellsite-detective @i-say-ok @i-say-not-ok @pukicho @i-am-a-fish

let’s get to work, folks! show them yaWHO’s the boss!

@the-tired-writer @theeverythingfanofeverything @phantominzie @via-rant @caleohateclub @this-is-a-simulation @aterracottapot @be-trans-throw-hands19 @scaramarii @blue-pancakez

WE ARE HERE

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD

psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches

YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC

eccentric? never heard of that. is it a type of spice?

READ A DICTIONARY, EYE-FOR-BRAINS

I have read the dictionary, in fact I have one right here it says "deviation from being a circular shape" I didn't realises you were complimenting my form, thanks my friend :3

YOUR FORM IS QUITE NONCIRCULAR I MUST SAY. HOWEVER YOU ARE STILL A ROOTRUSTLER

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD

psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches

YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC

eccentric? never heard of that. is it a type of spice?

READ A DICTIONARY, EYE-FOR-BRAINS

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD

psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches

YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC

Aye mates, what brings ye to argue?

ITS FUN

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD

psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches

YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL

Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD