Cactus House

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

Why are any of us here

part one here [x]

“what’s something you’re looking forward to doing in america?”  yoongi: I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country. taehyung: -rapping- yoongi: I think I’m going to get indigestion

namjoon: oh! there’s a prize that’d be perfect for you yoongi. yoongi: is it cash yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why don’t I have any clothes.  jin: sandeul is 25? why is he so old?? yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jin’s ear: you are also Old jhope: suga! can you say a word for our fans? yoongi: a word jhope: a little more than that yoongi: two words  [picking someone for punishment] “I pick someone who I love very much….myself.”  Interviewer: what is something you’d like to throw away in 2018 jin: I want to throw my old pictures away namjoon: I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away yoongi: I want to throw myself away

yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student:  you think I’m a pushover? i have a gun in my bag

jungkook: here, take my jacket, its cold. female exchange student yoongi: I think I like your shirt better.  “Since the wifi was down, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.”  taehyung: you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online yoongi: if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again.  yoongi: it’d be like a mobius strip

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga Characters: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Namjoon | RM Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Military, War, Magic, Knights - Freeform, kings - Freeform, kingdom - Freeform, think classic knight type deal without the classics, snarky suga, ex-thief suga, Knight Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Good Friends, and good wars, and good good romance Summary:

agfyauiwgfhwukrgwav i can’t believe I actually got one omgggg

6: Favorite fic (or one of them)

I have a few and I’m probably missing some but I can’t give you just one fic; I’ll give my top 3 that may or may not be that popular. 

Bootleggers by @shingekicorn , Give Your Best by @bicyclestandard , The Anthropologist by @captainheichousbitch 

32: Favorite AU trope? 

A/O/B dynamics! Family/Parent AUs! you can’t rip these from cold, dead hands 

43: Do you like fluff on its own or in conjunction with other elements (angst, sex, etc.) 

It depends. In long fics, I like it in moderation with other elements, but if it’s a short fic or one-shot, I love the floof!