yah babey

oh no some loser I've never met doesn't like my poop posts. killing myself.

me and my boys are collecting hollow reeds so we can hang out just below the surface of the water

Dahahahhaa squidward that’s my labia

McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas

McDonald's should start doing abortions

Now more than ever its important that you get high on the toilet and drink a pepsi with me

Turn Down For What is playing quietly on the radio in the DMV to a crowd of otherwise very bored and somber looking people. This is art.

the postmodern condition

mr j what’s your stance on the prison industrial complex in america

Just got fired for closing 10min early last night LOL ok I’m killing myself FOR REAL now

Really need some help still. Been auditioning at clubs but they’ve all been full. If you have anything to spare I could really use it rn

Hey I have 2 days to earn $200 for my rent and I’m still out of work. If you could help out I’d really really appreciate it

lol help rent is due soon 🥲

your too late mr bond I've alreasy peed out all of the pee from my penis

Rihanna should release a greatest hits album with pregnant remixes