Bi Birther

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Where would you want to give birth? (home, hospital, water, etc.)

How long would you want to push for? 

How long would you want to labor? 

What position would you want to give birth in? (laying down, all fours, squatting, etc.)

Naked or clothed? 

Hands on or hands off? 

Would you want to be quiet or vocal? 

One baby or multiples? 

Would you want to experience an orgasmic birth? 

Assisted or unassisted? (by a midwife, etc.)

Head first or breech birth? 

Would you want to give birth alone or with someone? 

Overdue or on time baby?

What's your ideal birth scenario?

what is your ideal birth scenario?

do you want to be the parent giving birth, a partner/friend/doctor/other helping out, or not involved in the situation?

do you prefer realistic birth or fantasy?

do you prefer complications or no complications?

do you prefer wholesome births or unpleasant births?

what are your thoughts on a "dark ending"?

what are your thoughts on birth denial?

what type of birth denial do you like best: holding the baby in, trying not to push, or pushing the baby back in after it comes out?

favorite birth location?

would you rather the birth take place alone or with people?

assisted or unassisted?

your thoughts on hospital births?

would you like the birth to be filmed or no?

planned or unplanned birth?

do you prefer the parent to want to giving birth, or give birth against their will?

early, on time, or overdue?

how many babies?

what species of baby is your favorite? (human, alien, monster, demon, etc.)

how long do you want the birth to last?

how long do you want the pushing stage to last?

what's your favorite position for the parent to be in?

what's your favorite position for the baby to be in? (normal, sunny side up, breech, other)

would you rather the parent be naked, partially clothed, or fully clothed?

birth fluids, yay or nay?

sex during birth?

orgasmic birth?

do you like the idea of any witnesses (partner, doctor, friend, etc) getting off to the birth?

what attitude do you want any witnesses to have? (soothing/helpful, panicking/unhelpful, cruel/intentionally making it worse, etc)

what sounds do you like the parent to make? (screams, grunts, quiet, etc)

I want to cuddle through a sleepless night our labour starts, at first being woken up by them telling me they feel they're about to give birth, and then feeling my own contractions starting soon after. Touching our bellies, feeling each other out.

I want to make out with them as the groans of pain try to escape my lips. My partner knowing damn well I'm going through the same kind of aches, comforting me with another kiss.

Seeing them rocking their hips to ease the pain and getting turned on enough to try and rub our pussies against eachother. I'd moan their name praising the feeling of their tout and warm body against mine.

I want to lick another cute thing's labouring pussy, while fighting my own pain. Trying to track the time between contractions but getting too distracted by the noises they make when I suck on their clit. Later rubbing their belly and telling them how proud of their progress I am.