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I like all watermelons equally! Yellow and green, ripe and not - they are all valid! Unlike people. My name is Bad Person Watermelon Themed, and this......is my story

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What do you call someone who only collects mildly offensive and dark vegetables?

An veg lord

*Listening to my favourite ASMRtist*

Damn, this audio quality is ass. Was it always like that? I can't relax like this

The giant goddamn million trillion volt Tesla coil I've implanted in the left side of my headphones and forgotten about: ⚡⚡⚡bzooooooowwwwwaaa⚡⚡⚡

I am a failure and i deserve to be blown up by a tonne of nuclear explosives

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[racking my brain for a joke REEEEALY fucking hard]

ummmmmmmmm.........

[hits myself on the forehead several times, then stops doing that and slowly raises my head while my smile widens and my eyes sparkling with an idea]

i once met a fly so cool, i guess you could say it was.... heh..... really fl-

[a swarm consumes me]

[a swarm consumes my audience]

[a swarm consumes everyone and everything]

And thats why you shouldn't ever joke!

bibgrib

The Bindig of Isaac cosplay idea: I get completely naked and cry loudly and then suffocate and die

bibgrib

also:my dad left and my mom wants to murder me. just for the sake of the cosplay of course

The Bindig of Isaac cosplay idea: I get completely naked and cry loudly and then suffocate and die

#tboi

Heh, You think you're Customer? Fine... Then, EAT THIS! 🫴 🍔🍟

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#shablam

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when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero

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"Hallownest's heart... Magnificent even in mourning."

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Idea for when I'm famous and polyamorous: a discord server for fans where if you join, you MUST be part of the polycule.

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#the funniest video ever

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🕯️my future employer will not find my balatro porn repository 🕯️

🕯️i am a qualified candidate regardless of my collection of balatro porn🕯️

🕯️even if my balatro porn is discovered, the dedication and ingenuity i alone can bring to any prospective employer's team will outweigh any perceived transgressions🕯️

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bibgrib

One thing I still don't understand about Tumblr is when you should reblog and add something in the notes, when you should reblog and add text and when should you just stay in the replies. Why is there three ways two add your two cents? Feels kinda like learning a language where intonation matters when your language doesn't do that.

Also I have found I can't doomscroll Tumblr because I get stuck in a loop of following a trail of people all reblogging each other and Then i feel overwhelmed with personalities and I run away. It's too much to realise the weight of sonder for a little guy like myself

bibgrib

If I ever accidentally click on a "liked by" section of a post, I'm closing the app immediately

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my clients are always making such fascinating requests such as "add cum to my penis" and "a vape".

this truly is an awsome job

bibgrib

I can literally take this tumb (tumblr post) about penis cum in my grasp and start talking to.it like a crazed man on.the streets about unrelated topics. if I stayed confined to the comments you could reasonably ignore me, but here this person is randomly dragged into the conversation. This feature feels like being drugged out roaming the alleywayz of NYC looking for an unsuspecting guy to ramble about lizardmen to. Too much leeway, too much power, too much stress

#sorry for making you an ezample though op #your cum penis vape tumb. i liked it :)

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