I Mean I Guess You Can Take Us to the Golden Land
Maria stared blankly as the two of the people in front of her put on some sort of comedy act. Stefu? Step? He had a daughter? But he looked to be about the same age as Battler (not that she was very good at telling ages, though) and the girl looked to be around her age, maybe a bit older.
“Uu-uu? Treasure?” She blinked, her bladed staff clutched tightly in her hands.
“You mean this shiny thing? Maria picked it up already, its Maria’s, uu.” Actually, the taller person Seemed to act a lot like Battler. The same kind of energy, the type that seemed to leak perverseness. Maria was more keen to talk to the younger of the two, but really either of these two people seemed to be a bad choice to talk to.
Not only that, but siblings were playing the game? Together?
“Ah. We don’t know actually.” he said, stopping mid rant to turn back to the other girl.
“Merchant had a... heart attack... didn’t tell us... what we’d... get.”
Truly it had been an amazing site. After calling the sibling kings over, the very skilled merchant had dodged falling rocks, vaulted over a stampede of pigs (this seemed to be a common event lately), ducked under several arrows that came from no where, slain an incoming wyvern, until finally succumbing to a heart attack, as if in the convenient plot movement of a Mo*ty Python sketch.
So, they’d taken it. Technically they had been offered it in the first place, so it would have been rude not to collect it after the poor man’s death. After a bow, they had set off on the adventure to find it.
“Ah, Nii... Shiro... knows.”
“Oh, really? Aha, look at this, my brilliant sister figured out a complete mystery without any hints! So so so, what is it Shiro? What were we meant to find?”
“Perhaps the... real treasure was... the friendship we made... along the... way.”
“Ah. S-shiro. You know you could never ever disappoint me at any point in our lives. B-but... this feeling in my chest is... hard to ignore.”









