I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

if I was some powerful old ass vampire on my little iPad minding my own evil business and my current man was on the couch telling this guy how his ex dick was so insane it was better than black tar heroin I’d probably jump the balcony but that’s just me

The 10th Doctor actively dying of radiation poisoning: I need to….schedule Jack Harkness…a gay sex appointment

do you ever think about how the recording of come to me that louis showed daniel was lestat’s voice, not antoinette’s, which means at some point in their post-drop failfamily arrangement louis was like “yeah, my husband and daughter fucking hate eachother, he’s cheating on me and she’s plotting his murder, but also. that song was kinda fire” and forced lestat to re-record it in a studio with a band and then brought that with him all throughout wwii europe. what a fucking maniac

The real reason garak got exiled was for doing drag under the name Gulp DuCock

when daniel is too tired to put up with armand he can probably entertain him by using a laser pointer. i just feel like whatever carefully crafted facade armand has built could be instantly annihilated by a dancing red point of light. he's like if a cat could fly and set fire to objects with its mind.