The EST

if i ask for donuts and you bring me macarons, we ain’t friends. we enemies.

What if you ask for neither and I bring donuts anyway?

then screw everyone because you just made it to the top of my favourites list

This is all I’ve ever wanted

if i ask for donuts and you bring me macarons, we ain’t friends. we enemies.

What if you ask for neither and I bring donuts anyway?

shocking that i'm the one that's been quiet and behaved lately

okay, sure. you keep telling yourself that.

And there he is. Annoying as ever.

shocking that i'm the one that's been quiet and behaved lately

Was starting to worry about you

aw, you miss me.

I don’t miss you. Was just weird not seeing you around.

shocking that i'm the one that's been quiet and behaved lately

Was starting to worry about you

was completely normal at that press conference. nothing out of the ordinary at all.

you’re probably not wrong

I’m usually always right, uce.

was completely normal at that press conference. nothing out of the ordinary at all.

Nah. Me and mami got issues after she hit me in the face with that briefcase.

Not even gonna lie I was backstage laughing at that one. You kind of deserved it a little bit.

was completely normal at that press conference. nothing out of the ordinary at all.

So you weren't drunk then?

me? never. i definitely don’t have a hangover this morning

Aw you poor thing. Maybe mami will help make you feel better.

was completely normal at that press conference. nothing out of the ordinary at all.

So you weren't drunk then?

Jey being a tag champ with anyone but Jimmy is wild.

Brain can’t compute

Everyday I wake up and try to be a better person I see some annoying shit that makes me think “eh, maybe not” 🙄

I feel you on that one.

You rolling your eyes so far into the back of your head they might get stuck, too?

Yeah. Good to see we’re still on the same page over here.

Everyday I wake up and try to be a better person I see some annoying shit that makes me think “eh, maybe not” 🙄

I feel you on that one.

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Whatever you say, B.

Maybe I’m a little jealous.

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You wish.

I take that as a yes.

Take it however you want, doesn’t make it true.

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You wish.

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Knew it. You gonna have to come pay me a visit over on Raw.

And watch you flirt with mami? I’ll pass.

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Yeah, you moving to raw is why I don’t come to work anymore.