"Be My Coach, Victor!"

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

That’s it

that’s it, man.

I am beginning to think boston dynamics is just fucking around at this point. 

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

Did Elmo just hit that Whip

Elmo is single handedly funnier than every single one of us on this website combined

some of you guys have never had a breakdown in a public bathroom and it shows. like grow up

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

write in the tags your sexuality and what you consider is low battery. i’m bi and i think 2% is low