b2p

dude i think your spore creature's circumcised

The Body Pillow That Gropes Back

we're strapping you to a chair and you have to tell us which of these fictional characters you would or would not have sex with

🥺lucario wouldnt wear american eagle

heyy can't help but notice you've emanating the steam clouds that signify you've either just had sex or are about to… soo what's up with thaaat huh haha

for once i'd like to see a monkey eat am orage

but unfortunately her boobs were too big for the gog.com logo on her shirt to be legible

thuery're... thyeryre mayking me do community service at the breast milk cafe... sniff... and thay only count the hours i spend in hte milking machiineee

if you ever feel bad about yourself find peace in how at least you arent jacking off to (remembers its not ok to make fun of what people like) can you hold me

i don't get vr porn. how are you supposed to even find your penis with that headset on

whenever i hear the word productive my mind goes to reproductive because e621 commenters are not funny