bhonesless

now, fransiska is very good at figure skating herself(because why wouldn’t she be?), but she often doesn't have the time or energy to do so after a long day of prosecuting and investigating. she’s very passionate about it, though.  

watching recreational skaters fall(though, of course, without sustaining serious injury) is strangely amusing to her + a way to destress and relax after a tiring case.  

one day in particular, some poor soul who clearly has never set foot on an ice rink has the misfortune of falling in fransiska's presence. she has the time of her life watching this man struggle to get up because "hah you fool why would you set foot on this rink if you can't recover from a fall"  

then, a few moments later, he looks around desperately for help and fransiska, catching a glimpse of his face, comes upon a terrible realization that "WHAT THE HELL THAT IS MY IDIOT BROTHER MILES EDGEWORTH. WHAT IS HE DOING HERE"  

someone helps miles off the ice rink, and as he is shamefully trying to leave fransiska blocks his way like "YOU DON'T EVEN SKATE what was that??"  

okay, well: turns out a certain Scruffy Detective invited miles and a few others to the ice rink to celebrate the conclusion of a major trial. of course her brother does not know how to skate at all, trying to get some kind of practice to avoid making a fool of himself in front of anyone he knows(but it seems that was to no avail, given the current situation)  

fransiska suggests that he take beginner classes to learn instead, but he shuts it down with a comment about "the youth are cruel" and whatnot. after a pause, he then looks thoughtful for a-  

 "miles edgeworth, i am NOT teaching you how to skate."  

he constantly has the thought of "i should get something with functional pockets" but then he just never does  

if he needs to carry something that won’t fit in these pockets, he just hands it to whatever trusted person he's with at the given point in time.  

he then proceeds to forget that he ever gave them anything and 2 weeks later when he sees them again, they return like "hey lol here's your wallet back" and he's like ":) YOU."  

klavier goes out of his way to hand things to apollo specifically to annoy him. even if someone else is willing to hold his stuff. (apollo is successfully annoyed. while carrying klavier's stuff anyway because he’s been trusted with a task and HELL if he isn’t gonna do it)  

at one point apollo gets fed up "oh my god you make HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS a year just buy pants with pockets? why do you do this???" and klavier is like "well damn forehead boy i can’t help it if the Official Gavinners Branded $27549.47 Limited Edition Pocketless Jeans Available On Our Merch Site For A 20% Discount With Code “GUILTYLOVE” make my legs look GOOD it’s a small price to pay"   

(it’s not a small price to pay. neither in cost, nor in pocket sacrifices. but oh, the joy of cool pants and maybe possibly getting on a certain apollo’s nerves)  

also his jackets have no functional pockets either