THE FIFTH DOOR THEORY

Concealed doors are the best thing that has happened to doors in the entire history of design.

I have a theory about measuring vomit in meters, perhaps because the entire world is made up of atoms, and atoms are something quantifiable, something measurable; there's nothing smaller than atoms. So if you were to lay out atoms in a long string, they could, in principle, serve as some kind of unit of measurement. You could measure vomit, if you were to, you know, rake it into a strip, so to speak, like, yeah, someone puked there, yeah, someone puked there, like that, like that, just in a long line. It would take a really long time, though, that would be a really long rope. I think you could actually wrap the Earth with this, like just vomit, yeah, everything's in there, water, some bits of food, it's all ground up to the size of an atom, and a long line is formed, and that would be the measurement. You just have to convert it all into meters, so, you know, a line of atoms goes, that's it, you keep measuring, yeah, here's a meter, here's two meters, just imagine how much that would be, it's realistic. You could probably wrap the Earth with this several times, although no, it wouldn't work several times, but you could probably wrap one country, like, say, the Vatican, with it.

The day before yesterday I became addicted to Chanel Oberlin.

I need someone to draw some art with Ariana Grande and a soldier from TF2. If no one does it, I will.

I want to say how much I hate that old Flickr accounts are forgotten and haven't been maintained for years. Beautiful photos without AI and just people capturing moments from their lives. This is the prehistory of Instagram. But what I notice are heavily processed photos with maximum contrast that get hundreds of likes. This is unfair. Please tell me they're bots. It looks like wallpaper from 2010-2015. If you remember those nuclear colors, it looks terrible. I usually like photos from accounts that haven't been maintained for a long time. Judging by the views, only I and the author know about these photos. My speech is incoherent here, I know, I'm just saying what I've been wanting to say for a long time.