THE FIFTH DOOR THEORY

I wonder who from Boyfriend to death has a foot fetish?

Concealed doors are the best thing that has happened to doors in the entire history of design.

I have a theory about measuring vomit in meters, perhaps because the entire world is made up of atoms, and atoms are something quantifiable, something measurable; there's nothing smaller than atoms. So if you were to lay out atoms in a long string, they could, in principle, serve as some kind of unit of measurement. You could measure vomit, if you were to, you know, rake it into a strip, so to speak, like, yeah, someone puked there, yeah, someone puked there, like that, like that, just in a long line. It would take a really long time, though, that would be a really long rope. I think you could actually wrap the Earth with this, like just vomit, yeah, everything's in there, water, some bits of food, it's all ground up to the size of an atom, and a long line is formed, and that would be the measurement. You just have to convert it all into meters, so, you know, a line of atoms goes, that's it, you keep measuring, yeah, here's a meter, here's two meters, just imagine how much that would be, it's realistic. You could probably wrap the Earth with this several times, although no, it wouldn't work several times, but you could probably wrap one country, like, say, the Vatican, with it.

The day before yesterday I became addicted to Chanel Oberlin.

I need someone to draw some art with Ariana Grande and a soldier from TF2. If no one does it, I will.