so sail on boys, through stormy weather

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

LET ME SCROLL I DON’T WANT TO MOVE THINGS IN YOUR STUPID GAME

People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.

“On social media you only see people’s highs and not their lows so you get the impression that everybody else only experiences highs which can lower your self esteem” idk what social media you’re on but it isn’t like that for me

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

Visited my semiotician grandparents and they offered me a Werther's Simulacrum

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third