spill the tea;

“Yo, Jensen, ex-girlfriends are off limits to twins”

“Why should Gideon get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Gideon? Hm? Thea is just as cute as Gideon. Thea is just as smart as Gideon. People totally like Thea just as much as they like Gideon. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Gideon!”

“That's the thing with you Crimsons. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you!”

“Reed has never taken the high road. But he tells other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for him on the low road.”

“Cilla in four words: great ass and sass.”

“Cadence isn't a regular mom. She's a cool mom.”

“One time, Julieta punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

“Bluebelle: Sophisticated with a hint of slutty.”

“There's a pretty long list of people that want to fuck and kill Gideon. I don't think he really minds.”

“Odin Scotch- finally putting a face to all those things that I didn't even know I needed.”

“I want Haigha to adopt me.”

“Oliver Whitman and Reed Shore should battle it out for "grumpiest old man in Wonderland".”

“Prince Jensen can assassinate my panties any day. ;)”

“I want to see Gideon's kinky sex chamber”

“Asher Cooke needs professional help. And maybe a brain cell transplant.”

“Elias Archer went from rock-hard to a huge softie. Hopefully his abs don't follow suit.”