Bekah

OH MY GOD BITCH

one of my friends who never uses facebook just logged in to post “currently going beastmode on the fool who pilfered my lint roller”

Omg

😂💀💀💀

😂🔥😭

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

THIS IS GLORIOUS I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS

I can’t stop bopping

God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

the phone’s WHAT?

whats this guy doin

what guy

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

fucking hell

goal of the race: survive

@tomfordvelvetorchid

turn the sound on for the love of god

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times