fuck it a vampire with a gun

count glockula

wrex is so great like all your other teammates react to you coming back with varying degrees of “what the actual fuck” and then you’ve got wrex like “MY DUDE(outta my way jackass I got a human to talk to) of COURSE you’re alive what the fuck is up”

so when will lewis stop telling me about how bad the town is. mf its ur town

i go back in time and show mary shelley a box of franken berry cereal and she is so thrilled by it that she kisses me on the lips

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have a little escapism. as a treat.

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

people really do be performatively supportive of bisexual people until they dont fit their very specific narrative of what a bisexual person is

bisexual women are VALID!!!! unless they are attracted to men and date men and talk about their attraction to men. bisexual men are VALID!!!! unless they are not your stereotypical gay best friend, but also if they are then theyre probably just gay? bisexual people are VALID!!!!!! until its time to pick a side, unless theyre not sexually available to you, unless theyre gender non conforming in a way you dont understand, unless,

*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*