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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism

[has been proven multiple times to be incapable of sustaining romantic connection] I need a husband

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

had a terrifying encounter yesterday when i offhandedly said "it's always hot to be covered in blood" and the person i was talking to was like "hm. fascinating that you believe that. let's dig into that." i'd forgotten there really are people who don't intuitively understand the eroticism of being blood-soaked. stay safe out there

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

"some of you are miserable because you're mean" post except its "some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike"

"why don't i have any friends" because you only know how to bitch about stuff and be a hater

I've come to the conclusion that my type is "covered in blood"

explaining metal gear solid to someone as a form of psychological torture

all of these men have the same frown and haircut i'm still not convinced there's more than like 2 guys

i'm literally consulting the chart you made for me and i can't fucking tell. liquid boss. revolver snake. snake boss. buddy valastro the cake boss my final answer

what are some good ways to block out the passage of time. don't say substance abuse

substance abuse