Here’s a final wrap up of what I’ve seen on the big screen! October Saw X – Directed by Kevin Greutert ⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 2.5 out of 5. I always forget how much I don’t like Saw films until I sit down to watch one, but this time I was in the cinema and couldn’t turn it off. No One Will Save You – Directed by Brian Duffield ⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 2.5 out of 5. I don’t know, I feel like it’s the kind of…

Here’s a wrap up of what I’ve seen on the big screen throughout the end of June to September! End of June Asteroid City – Directed by Wes Anderson ⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 3 out of 5. I am – like most cinema fans – a sucker for the over-stylised world of Wes Anderson. Visually, Asteroid City is probably one of my favourites, the world created within the world was simply stunning – and the cuts between…

Back again – I kinda enjoy doing these lil summaries more so think I’m gonna stick with it and then write daft ‘passion pieces’ about films or film related things when I’m feeling it. So here’s a wrap up of what I’ve seen on the big screen throughout April to June! End of March John Wick: Chapter 4 – Directed by Chad Stahelski ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 3.5 out of 5. I liked it – but it felt real long……

I’ve been dabbling in some free trials and watching a bunch of TV shows, and in full honesty some of these, ok 1, I watched at the end of 2022 but to keep things looking all nice and consistent let’s just pretend I watched them ALL between January and March… The Bear – Created by Christopher StorerWatched on Disney+ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 5 out of 5. I’ve watched this series twice since first watching…

Hey, it’s been a while. After starting my new job at the end of August things have been pretty hectic – and now I get to talk about film every day for a living my silly lil blog took a back seat. But, heeeey I’m here now! To play catch up, I’m gonna tell you what I’ve managed to catch on the big screen so far this year (it’s March already?!) and give you a quick lil summary. It’s good to be…

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PRACTICAL EFFECTS BABAAAAAAAY The Plot;The origin story of the one and only Predator, as they crash in the world of the Comanche Nation – 300 years ago. Naru a skilled warrior, whose fighting skills are overlooked by her family fight to protect the very tribe that doesn’t believe in her. The more I think about Prey, the more I fall in love with it. The more I read about Prey, the more I fall in…

Resident Evil: We Want More Lickers

I think I enjoyed this more than most due to the fact I’m not that close to the source material. Or annoying. Resident Evil has always had a bumpy path when it comes to any sort of re-telling outside of the gaming world, you either love or hate the film franchise – I for one have always had a secret love for the super glossy, over-the-top zombie slayings from Milla Jovovich no matter how…

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Revisiting my post from 2016, and sobbing over how much I still love Stranger Things. Way back when in 2016 we were blessed with the first season of Stranger Things, and the fairly unknown Duffer Brothers (unless you gave Wayward Pines a go). Six years later and the 4th season has just been injected into our veins and this one, especially Max’s story, made me entirely fall back in love with this…

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Obsessed. The Plot;Finney is taken by ‘The Grabber,’ a masked person causing havoc in a small town in Denvor. He awakens in a soundproof basement with nothing but a mattress- and a disconnected black phone. The masked man warns Finney to stay away from the phone, but the constant calls and creepy voices on the other end of the line are all that can help him escape. Based on a short story by Joe…

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This film took FOREVER to get to the UK, and it’s gonna take me FOREVER to process it. The Plot;Evelyn is caught up in a crazy adventure when only she can save the world by developing her newfound universe-jumping powers. It’s a mad journey of self-discovery, mother-daughter relationships and the simple but difficult challenge of appreciating what you have right in front of you. I am still very…

The Northman: Robert Friggin’ Eggers

Three years after The Lighthouse, Robert Eggers is back and being as Robert Eggers as ever. The Plot;Prince Amleth’s father is brutally murdered by his uncle, who then kidnaps the boy’s mother, Amleth makes a vow to himself whilst he escapes to avenge his father, save his mother and kill his uncle. Two decades later, Amleth is a Viking who raids villages, but he soon meets a seeress who reminds…

Metal Lords: From Wildlings to Angsty Teens

Where can you go after the King of the North? The Prince of Darkness? The Plot;Two teenagers with a love for metal devote themselves to their music with the goal to win the Battle of the Bands. But with metal and girls not being the perfect mix, the road to victory isn’t so easy. I know for a fact I would have loved this when I was a teenager and would have wanted to be pals with Hunter and…

I saw the amazing Ella Kemp share a tweet called ‘Four Movies I Love More Than Anyone Else,’ with a lovely selection of films and of course, I had to join in. And it got me thinking, why do I love these films more than anyone else? I adore film, as I say every day, and I can talk about films all day every day. So warning, this post might get a lil cheesy… 4. A Goofy Movie (1995) I still cannot…

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Ti West has been a busy bee, with releasing X and secretly creating the prequel film Pearl, X sets the bar pretty high for retro gore – kinda blowing the recent Texas Chainsaw Massacre out of the water… The Plot;1979, a group of filmmakers set out to create an adult movie that’s never been seen – little do they know it’s gonna be more blood and guts than boobs and butts. Ti West has been pretty…

Fresh: You’ll Never Wanna Date Again

As soon as I saw the first poster for this (the hand in the shrink wrap) I knew I needed it in my eyeballs straight away. The Plot;Modern dating is never easy, from the dick pics to the ‘you up’ texts and Noa just can’t seem to catch a break until she meets Steve the old fashion way – in real life in a real-life place. Things seem too good to be true as Steve appears to be the perfect guy, but…

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I never thought this film was going to arrive, with R-Pats being announced as the lead role way back when in May 2019. Remember that daft petition to get him re-cast? The Plot;Lured out by a sadistic killer, Batman ventures into Gotham City following a trail of cryptic clues. Batman must work with the unfamiliar faces to unmask the culprit in a changing Gotham as the plan gets too close to…