Chéri, tout va bien.

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

i’m only interested in going back to sleep

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.

Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?

he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster 

Then what did ed do so wrong?

edward was a little bitch