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@betterthanyou92
"This motherfucker has the power of flight~"
Hero name: Flambae
Name: Chad
Age: 36
Height: 6'4
Abilities: Pyrokinesis, Flame Invulnerability, Pyro-Propulsion
Birthplace: Herat, Afghanistan
Bio: Anger Issues. Unsurprising history of Arson. Designed his own suit.
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Why’d you take his hair?? @betterthanyou92 what happened to you..?
"The fuck is this?!" He unties his hair and touches it just to make sure it was still there. "The fuck?! Is this AI?!"
Oh thank fuck, you still have it. This looks more like photoshop than ai. Never go bald, please.
"Why the fuck would I ever go bald?!" He's still freaking out a bit, trying not to look at the photo anymore.
I hope they don’t photoshop me bald. That would be considerably worse.
He looked down at Sonar and tried to imagine him bald. "....AHHHHHH!"
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
"If you ever go bald, I will roast you alive...got it?"
Why the fuck would I want to go bald? I’d look like a rat.
"More like a...a...what the fuck are those things? The thing from that spy cartoon! With the kid always losing his pants!"
That’s….
Fuck you, dude.
"Fuck you too!" He pats Sonars head to make sure the fur was still there.
What? Are you going blind now too..? I know damn well you can see all of this fur.
"I'm making sure I'm not hallucinating bitch!" He huffs. "I got like an hour sleep last night!"
You think I’ve got it any better? I’m nocturnal.
"...We fucking need a nap room or something..."
Why’d you take his hair?? @betterthanyou92 what happened to you..?
"The fuck is this?!" He unties his hair and touches it just to make sure it was still there. "The fuck?! Is this AI?!"
Oh thank fuck, you still have it. This looks more like photoshop than ai. Never go bald, please.
"Why the fuck would I ever go bald?!" He's still freaking out a bit, trying not to look at the photo anymore.
I hope they don’t photoshop me bald. That would be considerably worse.
He looked down at Sonar and tried to imagine him bald. "....AHHHHHH!"
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
"If you ever go bald, I will roast you alive...got it?"
Why the fuck would I want to go bald? I’d look like a rat.
"More like a...a...what the fuck are those things? The thing from that spy cartoon! With the kid always losing his pants!"
That’s….
Fuck you, dude.
"Fuck you too!" He pats Sonars head to make sure the fur was still there.
What? Are you going blind now too..? I know damn well you can see all of this fur.
"I'm making sure I'm not hallucinating bitch!" He huffs. "I got like an hour sleep last night!"
Why’d you take his hair?? @betterthanyou92 what happened to you..?
"The fuck is this?!" He unties his hair and touches it just to make sure it was still there. "The fuck?! Is this AI?!"
Oh thank fuck, you still have it. This looks more like photoshop than ai. Never go bald, please.
"Why the fuck would I ever go bald?!" He's still freaking out a bit, trying not to look at the photo anymore.
I hope they don’t photoshop me bald. That would be considerably worse.
He looked down at Sonar and tried to imagine him bald. "....AHHHHHH!"
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
"If you ever go bald, I will roast you alive...got it?"
Why the fuck would I want to go bald? I’d look like a rat.
"More like a...a...what the fuck are those things? The thing from that spy cartoon! With the kid always losing his pants!"
That’s….
Fuck you, dude.
"Fuck you too!" He pats Sonars head to make sure the fur was still there.
This the kind of shit we have to worry about walking in on at any given time, by the way.
I’ve heard it all
"Aye, if you guys would just knock, maybe you wouldn't walk in on it...or hear it."
Dude… I hear everything going on in the SDN building at all times. Super hearing is a curse.
He smirks and crosses his arms. "So you got the good gossip then..."
And the bad kind. How do you think I keep winning bets around here?
So now he knows never to bet against Sonar...
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Why’d you take his hair?? @betterthanyou92 what happened to you..?
"The fuck is this?!" He unties his hair and touches it just to make sure it was still there. "The fuck?! Is this AI?!"
Oh thank fuck, you still have it. This looks more like photoshop than ai. Never go bald, please.
"Why the fuck would I ever go bald?!" He's still freaking out a bit, trying not to look at the photo anymore.
I hope they don’t photoshop me bald. That would be considerably worse.
He looked down at Sonar and tried to imagine him bald. "....AHHHHHH!"
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
"If you ever go bald, I will roast you alive...got it?"
Why the fuck would I want to go bald? I’d look like a rat.
"More like a...a...what the fuck are those things? The thing from that spy cartoon! With the kid always losing his pants!"
This the kind of shit we have to worry about walking in on at any given time, by the way.
I’ve heard it all
"Aye, if you guys would just knock, maybe you wouldn't walk in on it...or hear it."
Dude… I hear everything going on in the SDN building at all times. Super hearing is a curse.
He smirks and crosses his arms. "So you got the good gossip then..."
Why’d you take his hair?? @betterthanyou92 what happened to you..?
"The fuck is this?!" He unties his hair and touches it just to make sure it was still there. "The fuck?! Is this AI?!"
Oh thank fuck, you still have it. This looks more like photoshop than ai. Never go bald, please.
"Why the fuck would I ever go bald?!" He's still freaking out a bit, trying not to look at the photo anymore.
I hope they don’t photoshop me bald. That would be considerably worse.
He looked down at Sonar and tried to imagine him bald. "....AHHHHHH!"
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
"If you ever go bald, I will roast you alive...got it?"
This the kind of shit we have to worry about walking in on at any given time, by the way.
I’ve heard it all
"Aye, if you guys would just knock, maybe you wouldn't walk in on it...or hear it."
Why’d you take his hair?? @betterthanyou92 what happened to you..?
"The fuck is this?!" He unties his hair and touches it just to make sure it was still there. "The fuck?! Is this AI?!"
Oh thank fuck, you still have it. This looks more like photoshop than ai. Never go bald, please.
"Why the fuck would I ever go bald?!" He's still freaking out a bit, trying not to look at the photo anymore.
I hope they don’t photoshop me bald. That would be considerably worse.
He looked down at Sonar and tried to imagine him bald. "....AHHHHHH!"
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Why’d you take his hair?? @betterthanyou92 what happened to you..?
"The fuck is this?!" He unties his hair and touches it just to make sure it was still there. "The fuck?! Is this AI?!"
Oh thank fuck, you still have it. This looks more like photoshop than ai. Never go bald, please.
"Why the fuck would I ever go bald?!" He's still freaking out a bit, trying not to look at the photo anymore.
Why’d you take his hair?? @betterthanyou92 what happened to you..?
"The fuck is this?!" He unties his hair and touches it just to make sure it was still there. "The fuck?! Is this AI?!"
Can’t believe I’m saying this on fucking tumblr
Robert Robertson the third needs more fics where he is the fucking bottom. I need this man pin to the bed, fuck out of his mind and then taken care of. He needs control to be rip out of his hands so he can finally learn it’s ok to be himself and to be love
"Why the fuck are there so many Mecha Man's here?!"
He frowns and grabs the other mans tongue between two fingers and grins down at him. "Huh, seems like you wanna lose that tongue of yours." He smirks.
"BITCH!"
"Why the fuck are there so many Mecha Man's here?!"
I don't fucking know maybe twinks multiply via mitosis
The joke went over his head for a second but he quickly got it and snickers.
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"Why the fuck are there so many Mecha Man's here?!"
He frowns and grabs the other mans tongue between two fingers and grins down at him. "Huh, seems like you wanna lose that tongue of yours." He smirks.
"So uh...what the fuck do I do here?" He looks around curiously. "Anyone seen my team?"
woof
He looks down and sees the rotund pup. "Huh, you're Bob Bob's dog ey?" He asks curiously, bending down to give a scratch behind the ear.
Woof! *wags tail*
"Heh..." He gives Beef some head scratches before getting on the floor so he could rub the dogs belly.
Eventually he stopped so he could take a dog treat out from his pocket and place it on Beef's nose. "Hold it...hold it..." He says as he watches the dog. "Now...get it!"
*spins*
He shrugs. "That works too."
