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The fear-mongering is crazy. That wasn’t painful at all. Please get your check-ups 🙏🏼 cervical cancer will ACTUALLY hurt!!! A pap smear is at most a bit uncomfortable.

“YOU CUMSLUT DICKSUCKERS GET FUCKED BY MEN, USED BY MEN, STAINED BY MEN, I hate men <3. YOUR BI GF WILL LEAVE YOU FOR A MAN. STRAIGHT WOMEN WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE TRUE LOVE, NOR SHOULD THEY CAUSE ITS FROM A MAN. YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF IF YOU LIKE MEN. BISEXUAL GFS WILL GIVE YOU STDS. I WILL NEVER DATE A BISEXUAL, BUT I WILL ERASE HER SEXUALITY CAUSE I DONT LIKE THAT SHE GETS fUcKeD BY MEN. YOU’RE A USED TOOTHBRUSH!!!! YOU DISGUST ME.”

Been regularly attending pilates classes for the past month, and guess what I do feel better… 😭 I’ve got more strength, better posture, look leaner, and feel more energized.

Okay gonna pretend I’m a film critic cause I watched “Wuthering Heights” by Emerald Fennell last Friday.

I’d give it a solid 6.5-7/10, not wow, not bad (in my opinion).

Firstly (and as everyone expected), it is not a faithful adaptation of the book. So as an English lit major I wasn’t gonna be purposefully annoying and virtue signal that it wasn’t what I expected, like many of you losers online.

It’s not that deep, it’s just a different portrayal of the story. (The OG Wuthering Heights story between Cathy & Heathcliff is only 1/3 of the book btw for those who didn’t know.)

That being said, I do think that Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi were both fundamentally miscast, even for this adaptation. They didn’t really have this “can’t live without you”-type chemistry. I just wasn’t buying it.

Both of them are also kinda old-looking for their respective parts. Robbie, especially, does not sell the whole “spoiled little girl Cathy” very well since she has looked 30 since she was 20 (not an insult btw, she still looks 30 as a 35 y/o, and is incredibly beautiful and talented, but it doesn’t fit for Cathy). Elordi, on the other hand, is very unbelievable as Heathcliff. He gave a wonderful performance in Frankenstein, which I loved very much, but here he reminded me of his role in The Kissing Booth…I thought Shazad Latif exuded more sexual charisma as boring ass Edgar.

Latif, Hong Chau, and Alison Oliver were great in their respective roles. I really enjoyed watching their scenes. The lack of real tension between Cathy and Heathcliff made me root for Nelly as she was sabotaging their relationship. Like yeah, they kinda deserve to die in this adaptation 😭 (in MY opinion).

The sex scenes were very mild also, not nearly as “pervy” as some of you pearl clutchers love to exclaim for likes on the internet. Very, very mild and vanilla. I’m sure the sex scenes in Heated Rivalry are more intense and interesting than in this film.

Lastly, I have to say that the cinematography and costumes were absolutely beautiful, no need to lie here. Aesthetics have never been an issue for Fennell.

Also, the way some of you criticize her and the women who do enjoy this film is incredibly disappointing and misogynistic. Y’all would rather spew that Fennell “belongs in the kitchen like a real woman” like those right-wingers instead of constructively criticizing her work. Fucking morons. Being sexist for internet likes will never get you anywhere in life btw, it’ll only set us back.

Okay, that was that. I probably won’t voluntarily watch it again, but if my girlies wanted to do movie night with this film, it also wouldn’t be the worst.

So incredibly quotable.

mind you, idgaf about the biopics nor mescal, dickinson, keoghan or quinn, but the four of them are not worse-looking than the OG beatles, let’s stop lying to ourselves. it’s very much a situation of average-meets-average in the looks department (not trying to be rude).

You all disgust me, especially the women participating in those hate campaigns. You’re such fucking idiots.

Usually it’s such a misogynistic thing in Hollywood that women are always paired with men twice their age, and something should be done about that, but with her, idk, I feel like she looks so great paired with a man 10+ years her senior 🤷‍♀️