Better at the Box

i could fix him (the piece of media i just consumed that was poorly executed but had a good premise)

Basically every MLB fan <3

major league baseball?

the reason things like zack and cody and waverly place worked is because they were simple concepts that you could do a lot with. two twins live in a hotel. the same twins live on a cruise ship. wizards and other fantasy creatures exist in an urban setting. Nowadays Disney and Nickelodean sitcoms are all like ‘this family has a dog that can eat metal’ and they expect five seasons out of that.

if you work retail long enough i think you should be given license to kill 

addendum: during holiday season they give the entire staff a machete regardless of how long they’ve worked retail and whatever happens, happens

i will never leave tumblr because now that im not in high school where else am i going to find people who believe hannibal lecter was a real serial killer? what other site can i find someone who kins griffin mcelroy and in their kin memories was in love with nick robinson? this is the only place i wake up to messages telling me being in a monogamous relationship is problematic! i fucking live for this! i am thriving! if you cant deal that is literally your problem but me? im alive

ugh none of you get it people roleplay the game grumps on this website where the FUCK else is that going to happen

If you strip away all the racism, ableism, homophobia and pedophilia from home stuck the fact of the matter is it still sucks as a story

Needlessly complicated, barely accessible to anyone who isn’t able bodied, the author can just write himself out of any hole by saying it’s a doomed timeline, characters are either bland Everymen or are like irredemably cruel with no nuance to them like

its not the 1990s. we don’t have to watch friends anymore

i feel like sometimes we focus so hard on what a content creator’s views/political beliefs are that we sometimes neglect to mention that the content they make sucks shit. so i’d like to just note. that after all the layers of antisemetic controversy. pewdiepie isnt funny he’s not funny hes the lele pons of gamer bros

i cant keep up with tumblr drama because new “popular text post bloggers” appear out of the ether fully fledged with 200k followers and everyone already apparently knows who they are and then 2 days later i see a callout post with information dating back 5 years as if this person didnt just pop into existence earlier in the week

You know what I miss? The Dover Boys…

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here