to boldly go...

u ever look at someone u used to be obsessed with and be like FOR WHAT

remember in 2015 when this wasn’t as painful to laugh at

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.” —Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

Happy birthday videogames

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three