私は死にたい

One of my favorite spreads I drew for the Morphological Diversity in Pokemon Species Vol 2. zine a while back, featuring my favorite Eeveelutions, Espeon and Umbreon.

The book is out of print now, so I’m formatting my pages for posting so that everyone can enjoy. If you’d like to purchase a digital copy and see all the other great Pokemon variants that other artists came up with, you can do so here. 

More to come soon! 

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

H-height difference…

Absolutely no one:

Edward: