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WHEN SOME GUY WON'T STOP DANCING TOO CLOSE TO ME

WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME ABOUT THIS NEW SUPER CHEAP BAR HE DISCOVERED

WHEN THERE'S NO NEED FOR ME TO WRITE A TITLE

WHEN HE'S USING HIS TEETH DURING ORAL

WHEN PEOPLE TRIES TO OUTDRINK ME AND MY FRIENDS, AND WE HARDLY FEEL A BUZZ WHILE THEY'RE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR

WHENEVER ANYONE BUYES ME A DRINK

WHEN MY NEIGHBORS ASKS ME IF I COULD KEEP THE NOISE DOWN THIS WEEKEND

WHEN TWO GUYS COMES OUT FROM THE SAME TOILET AT NEVERMIND

WHEN I PRE-GAME BY MY SELF

WHENEVER MY FRIENDS STOP BY

WHEN I NOT SO DISCREETLY TRY TO MAKE MY FRIENDS FIND ME A HOOKUP

WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TAKE MY DRINK

WHEN MY FRIENDS DESCRIBES ME

WHEN I LISTEN TO BUBBLE BUTT BY MAJOR LAZER

WHEN I'M ASKED TO DO CHORES

WHEN THE TOKEN DRUNK GIRL STARTS DANCING (ME)

WHEN MY FRIEND TALKS ABOUT HIS HOOKUP WHO WAS TOO DRUNK TO GET IT UP