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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

Wdym I can’t be an emo boy in the 2000s and start my own band to kiss other emo boys?

i heard some people live for the thrill? well too bad, because i live for the frill. for the um. for the ruffle. for the adornment of it all

guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable