Taken from Ā the 2022 Hulu series, The Bear! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit!Ā
āYou cut vegetables like a bitch.ā
ā(Name), I am saying something. You are my favorite bitch.ā
āDonāt say sweetheart, you fucking weirdo.ā
āListen, Iām trying to talk to ya, okay? Donāt be rude and start doing a million things-ā
āOne plus one equals your an asshole.ā
āThatās how you say hello to me?ā
āYou smell like this place.ā
āItās redundant and white. Just like you.ā
āHey, has (Name) always been an asshole?ā
āLook at you. Fucking softie!ā
āMerry Christmas, Lizards. Sounds like we have a real problem out here.ā
āDeVry teach you to fix that?ā
āItās um⦠A lot of words.ā
āYeah, but they basically say weāre getting killed on labor.ā
āIs my hair on fire?ā
āIām telling you⦠Beware of bitches with little notebooks.ā
āFYI. You cocked it up, youāre gonna caulk it out.ā
āI wasnāt expecting company, by the way. These Arbyās cups are from different visits.ā
āCanāt believe Iām taking orders from a fucking toddler right now.ā
āStill looks like a kid painted it with their asshole.ā
āI stopped by to see you. I should have stopped by to break your legs, but, you know what, I guess Iām getting forgetful.ā
āReally good short-term, (Name). Congrats on that.ā
āLook, Iām, uh- Iām fine. You know, I just have trouble breathing sometimes, and I wake up screaming.ā
āWhatever. I know tons of people that cry out of nowhere.ā
āWe canāt curb that kind-of chaos until the thinking changes.ā
āLike, I just, uh, follow orders even if it leads to tensions and chaos and resentment and ultimately does not work out.ā
āNo, itās just, uh, I felt like (Name) was alive for a second.ā
āYou two looked like you joined the dumbass cult.ā
āYou stick to your shit, and Iāll stick to mine.ā
āWhy are you doing that? Why are you trying to put a t-shirt on a fucking hot dog?ā
āChill. Iām not gonna bring up shit, alright?ā
āI suffer from anxiety and dread.ā
āOne bite of a doughnut brings much joy, two bite brings sadness.ā
āIf youāre into it, then Iām into it.ā
āI didnāt really know him well enough to miss him.ā
āYo! What is good you fuckinā replicants?ā
āDonāt ever fuck my vibe!ā
āHeās mean! He is not nice! He is a fucking asshole!ā
āYeah, I also have a lot going on. Do you know I also had a brother die recently too?ā
āYouāre such a soft, shitty bitch.ā
āWill you fight with me tomorrow?ā
āYeah, you will. But not cause youāre you, just cause shit happens.ā
āIf I donāt do anything, this place will burn down. and all my anxiety will go away with it.ā
āI mean, my whole shit got rocked, and thereās not a night where I donāt stay up thinking what I couldāve done different.ā
āWe have finally gotten this to a place where things are sort of, kind of, a little bit chill, right? I would like to hold on to that as long as I possibly can.ā
āI donāt know. Iāll ask him when heās not dead.ā
āOkay. Good. So, youāre a psychopath. Cool.ā
āYou know you donāt realize, this is a delicate ecosystem⦠and itās held together by a shared history, and love, and respect.ā
āKeep not processing trauma, (Name).ā
āIs there a name for that thing where youāre afraid of something good happening ācause you think something barās gonna happen?ā
āThey say Iām contagious, I only cause bad news.ā
āI think the thing that pisses me off is the thing that Iām probably too embarrassed to admit. Is that you never ask me how Iām doing.ā
āI guess all the time I feel like Iām kind of trapped because I canāt describe⦠how Iām feeling. So to ask somebody else how theyāre feeling, that just seems, uh, I donāt know, insane?ā
āThe point of this is that it is a business. Not, uh, some sort of a hollow shell you can project your dying fantasies or whatever onto.ā
āNo, this is a war on you shutting the fuck up, (Name).ā
āSomebody get me a fucking sharpie that fucking works! Fuck!ā
āAnd thatās why you hate that Iām here, right? Because I see you for the loser that you fucking are. And everyone fucking knows it.ā
āIām fucking sorry. Iām- Iām sorry. Iām reallyā Iām just fucking this up, guys.ā
āI didnāt have a lot of friends growing up. I had a stutter when I was a kid. I was scared to speak half the time. And, uh, I got shitty grades ācause I couldnāt pay attention. I didnāt get into college. I didnāt have any girlfriends. I donāt think Iām funny.ā
āI always thought that my brother was my best friend. Like we just knew everything about each other.ā
āI didnāt know my brother was using drugs. What does that say?ā
āThe more he wouldnāt respond, the more our relationship kind of strained, the deeper into this I went, and the better I got.ā
āAnd the more people I cut out, the quieter my life got.ā
āI, uh, I feel kinda bad ācause I feel like I havenāt really like asked you how youāre doing. Um, with everything, since, you know.ā
āI left you into my home, and this is how you treat me? You reward me with memories for cooking for you?ā
āThatās exactly what they did. They destroyed it like a bitch.ā
ā(Name), I stand before you, a penitent man.ā
āNo, but seriously though, if you ever try that shit with me, Iāll fuck your ass up.ā
āI donāt know. And I didnāt really want to give it to you because it meant that he was gone.ā
āOh, shut up, you old bitch.ā