*Teleports directly in your path, emitting an obnoxious amount of smoke*
Have a frog in these trying times
Breviceps mossambicus, cornerautenbach on inaturalist
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styofa doing anything

if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER

izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA

roma★
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Origami Around
Show & Tell

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap


祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor

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*Teleports directly in your path, emitting an obnoxious amount of smoke*
Have a frog in these trying times
Breviceps mossambicus, cornerautenbach on inaturalist
*Slowly descends into the earth*

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Average Tomodachi Life Conversation
we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind
feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture
I find it weird, actually, that today it's more common to have sex with casual acquaintances you meet on the Hookup App than to have sex with people you already know and like and have fun with. and how if two friends have sex, there's an assumption there must be underlying romantic feelings. because apparently casual non-romantic sex is fine, but only with people you don't already like and care about?
I feel like the hippies and people who lived through the Free Love movement would be rightfully disappointed at us for these made-up lines we're drawing between Sex/Romance and (gasp!) Friendship. shockingly, it's fine to have casual sex with people you enjoy hanging out with and do not want to date. fun and healthy even!
Ahhh... i dunno why but this feels like a result of purity culture.
Where 2 concepts clash:
You can have sex outside of marriage
But also sex is bad and you shouldn't do it.
It's not actually okay to have sex and it's shameful to do it and it'll taint your relationships if they know about it.
But also sex isn't bad and be free to do it whenever you want!
That turns into:
You can have sex but it's bad for your relationships.
So it's okay to have sex only if you're either planning to Marry them or Never seeing them again.
HUH.... Society really fucked us on this one (and not in the fun kinky way ☹️)
Like this post to have everything ever happen to you
Stop that at once

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Something, something horses, I dunno man this one just spoke to me
youre not yaoiful at all
My heirs have been enriched with sinister and evil blood water (It's just tannins for acidity)
For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream
Oh god oh no oh fuck what have I done I’m scared
I can see you through the screen. You look like a Homosexual
love it when my fellow they/thems refer to themselves with gendered language specifically to make situations gayer and/or funnier.

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I return to my bog with an important announcement.
I am officially a professional bloodbag for a lineage of leeches
I’ve realized that Tumblr is also kind of evil, but in like the comedically incompetent sort of way. Facebook is over here trying to like control your entire existence. Reddit was cozying up to Jeffrey Epstein and working to bring about a new age of alt right internet culture to distract people from actual problems.
Then the dude who runs tumblr was like….Oooh watch this…I’m gonna make a platform that is extremely popular amongst queer people, then I’m gonna get in some petty fights with a trans girl and in general act fucking weird to queer people. At this rate, Matt Mullenweg might actually literally knock on my door, put me in a comedically large net, and cover me in peanut butter while live streaming it.
My guilty pleasure is matching with cishet dudes on tinder and making them feel like they’re in a Johnny Bravo episode that was too explicit to ever be aired.
Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?
They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly
and also all the ghosts and devils.
There are pieces of me still in the ballpit
You REBLOG croaker?? You REBLOG croaker's suffering for the LAUGHS and the JOKES??? oh JAIL for STRANGE!!! Jail for One Thousand Years!!!!

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"The curtains are blue" style anti-intellectualism is so insane to me. You mean to tell me you don't spend hours meticulously atomizing every aspect of media to extract the smallest hints of new meaning? How do you even enjoy things??