awesome sauce

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

(kicking my can sullenly across the road) it may be cold in saskatchewan but here at the international prospect cup fans are hoping for something hot on the ice

if shane and ilya ever do get divorced or even if they do a trial separation, that ottawa mcmansion is becoming a grey gardens style dilapidated haunted house as soon as shane turns out of the drive. the centaurs send a group to go check in on Roz and despite the fact that its been a week maximum, all the grass is knee high and there are cobwebs everywhere. Somehow dust has settled everywhere but especially on all their wedding photos. Windows are broken and chunks of plaster keep crumbling off the walls. Ilya keeps talking about the banging cabinets keeping him awake and how he keeps waking up at 3 am in the garden and that he has to keep an eye out for the tiger and no one knows if he’s still talking in metaphors because the other stuff must be a metaphor. And then news hits that he was mauled by a real tiger so maybe the other stuff was real too.

the centaurs also send a convoy over to shane’s rental property that he’s been staying in and there are a million candles in this minimalist condo and shane’s like “sorry there’s this like weird smell i can’t find the source of. like remember when LP hit that deer and the mechanic couldn’t get the blood out of the vent system but he also refused to get a new car so he just drove around with all his windows rolled down in the dead of winter because he needed to air out the dead deer smell? yeah, kind of like that.” and they go wow shane that sounds bad why don’t you go somewhere else and he goes “oh I checked out a different condo earlier but the smell was still there. Or like it started when i walked in. Yeah like I never noticed it before when i did inspections. Weird, huh? I gotta get my super on that. I mean it’s not the smell thats bugging me it’s the buzzing.” and then he doesn’t elaborate.

this heated rivalry tumblr shit easy. watch this:

shane hollander

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