Berserk - Out of Context

Me coughing out in public so I have to reassure people no, I don’t have Coronavirus, I just smoke too much.

That time a stray chihuahua followed me home. Freaking anklebiter.

Greats Berserk Quotes #2174642.

You should probably put a cream on that.

When a movie adaptation of your favorite fandom comes out and the creators say “We’re not making it just for the fans, we’re trying to appeal to a widespread audience” and the resulting product is steaming garbage.

Artorias the Abysswalker’s dating profile: “Athletic, enjoys trying new things, loves dogs.”

Confidently buying tampons for his girlfriend.

When you’re not gay but it’s Griffith.

I think I left the fridge door open. My pasta salad is gonna be fucked.”

Getting creepy DMs from guys who are Definitely Not Bots on Facebook.

Listen... I know it sucks for it to be 5 months since the last issue and no updates in sight, but, you can’t sit there all winter, man. Come be depressed inside.

When you’re overly confident in your deep throating abilities.

When you have an odd bit of parallel thinking with Sam Raimi and you feel like you have to address it otherwise things will be awkward.

“Oh, shit. Sorry, honey, I forgot I was starting my period tonight...”

When you and your buddies go out for a night at the bar but you just end up babysitting your one friend who always gets too drunk and picks fights with everyone.

Nice helmets, losers. Do they double as cheese graters?

“It’s just a phase, dear. He’ll grow out of it. I’m sure he won’t actually legally change his name to ‘Guts.’“