BerrySteak

dude who’s an SCP solely because he’s so normal nothing anomalous works on him. scp 173 doesn’t move whether or not he’s looking at it because “that’s just a statue, dude, what do you mean it killed eight people it can’t even MOVE”. hes put in 682′s chamber and it tries to bite him but just. completely fails to injure him in any way. meanwhile he’s like “aw neat monster animatronic”. if you hit him normally with a normal bus he will die but if an scp is driving the bus he will not

Dave, the intern from accounting

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

today one of the student workers at my job told me that if she’s struggling to remember something important in her course work she’ll wait until her professor asks a question related to that topic during a lecture and then she’ll purposefully raise her hand and answer it wrong because, and I quote, ‘the combined shame and embarrassment of getting an answer wrong in front of more than a hundred of your peers will make sure that you’ll never forget what the right answer actually was’ and if that is not the most next level balls to the wall bonkers extrovert thing I’ve ever heard then I don’t know what is

If it wasn’t for that piano music Kingdom Hearts would be a comedy.

Yoko Shimomura is literally braver than any marine

The exact opposite of Notch.

The one most worthy of wielding maddening power is the one that would not succumb to madness