wutamidoing

born to be mild

*mediocre guitar solo*

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

last night I dreamed about a new batman movie where the joker had a clone chamber, but at the pivotal moment he stepped into it and two michael bublés stepped out bc instead of ‘double’ he’d typoed ‘duble’

this is really good

@one-time-i-dreamt

I hate this so much 😂

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

don’t threaten me with a good time

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

the f in frog stands for friendship

the r in frog stands for respect

the o in frog stands for optimism

the g in frog stands for green

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

is everyone reblogging this ok

@strife-kind

i thought it was……….. a song……………….. i was mistaken……………………..

stop transcending orange juice at me

Pour one out for #god.