burger king eaters dni

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

Kyoko Kirigiri

why are you as two blonde people dating

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

Ive made a new game its called the drink yo self to death game the rules are take a shot every time a new fcking ugly bitch from krakow trys to steal my man on whatsapp

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat