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@bernard-the-head-elf
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CURTIS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE I'M FINALLY KISSING THAT DAMN ELF πβ€οΈπ
something my santa clause peoples may enjoy...the full recording of jack's north pole song!!
@starleska pst pst merrily here to pester you again, thought you might like π
i never posted my header image- I made this a couple years ago uwu β€οΈπβ€οΈπ

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ah yes. the two reasons to watch The Santa Clause franchise ππ
need his sweater so bad
I love these two
introducing probably the most self indulgent thing I've ever made....but YEAH it's christmas timmee it is socially acceptable to talk about the santa clause!!!! ππ my sona could probably fit into the santa clause universe so I left her design pretty much the same,,
in universe she is a reindeer faun that's basically the north pole's messenger and supplier, so for example she delivers less urgent messages from the other legendary figures to santa and also brings things like lumber from the woods so the elves can make toys! (the wobbly woods, for those who had the misfortune of watching the show lol)
she used to reside in the woods before being commended by bernard for her hard work and got upgraded to a suite in the north pole, sometimes working closely with him. they bonded over things like complaining about work and delicious hot cocoa, and end up developing a not so secret relationship hehe π
but yeah if u read this whole thing haiii I have been playing with the lore since like 2019 and finally got brave enough to post it kgksjffk
I just love them smmm I struggle a lot with teetering in the middle of being aro/ace so creating this ship has given me so much comfort over the years and I hope u all like them as well π₯Ίβ€οΈπβ€οΈπ
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!!!! β€οΈπβ€οΈπ I got better quality screenshots this time around folks π₯°

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Who did Jack Frost marry to fulfill the Mrs. Clause
He married Carolβs mother, come on.
you joke but i highkey would have loved to have seen Sylvia as Jack's Mrs Claus through some alternate-timeline shenanigans, it would've been so much fun ππ
can you imagine that happening after Jack tricks Sylvia in some way, which leads to Bud taking an active role alongside Scott in trying to stop Jack and restore normality? (in all seriousness, i believe that the 'Mrs Clause' doesn't apply to Jack: only Scott needs to have a Mrs Claus! the Santa Clause was created to help a human become Santa, and the Mrs Clause is there to continue the lineage of human-born Santas, giving them magic. i think. the lore is messy omg π)
actually little less know fact about tsc, there are junior novelizations, and in the santa clause 3 novelization, jack married carol! I would give proof of this but it is currently unavailable on internet archive, but you gotta believe me LOL despite that I love your theories and headcanons star, they're definitely more interesting and make more sense than the canon we got! π΅βπ«
oh my gosh you're kidding!!!!! ship fully realised, we're going multigenerational here π π don't worry, i believe the authority of Bernard the Head Elf unreservedly π that is so fascinating...do we know what the in-universe reason was? was he sincerely infatuated with her? i love it!! π₯°π not gonna lie, i would have loved to have seen a version where Jack wholly takes over Scott's life as Santa as if he never existed, including being Carol's real husband...!!!! bit of Shrek 4 vibes, you feel? π an extra funny interpretation is that technically Mrs Claus is only needed for a human Santa...but Jack was so jealous he wanted his own ππ he does get mad at Scott for having a 'beautiful, adoring wife', right? π³ god help do you think he's accepting applications? awww my goodness, thank you so much!!! that's tremendously sweet of you πππ i was worried that i was clogging up the tag with nonsensical ramblings!!! but we've all been in small, obscure fandoms and experienced the joy of someone new and hyperfixated barrelling in with fresh takes...happy to keep providing π
No worries! I gotchyou:
That's the reason in the novelization. The real reason to me tho is lazy writing, if you'll pardon my cynnicalness, lol. Cynicism? Whatever the case, it looked to me when I read the novelization that they couldn't be bothered to figure that bit out/make lore/a new character about it all, because it doesn't totally make sense, what they said in the novelization there.
Personally, I think it should've been Tracy (I think that was her name?), the lady from TSC2 who Scott went on a blind date with? With the Santa sweater? Who was OBSESSED with Christmas and made a Santa song to the Shania Twain song? YEAH! That's who should've been Jack's Mrs C. imo π€£π€£π€£. Like, womans wanted to be a singer; Jack's running a theme park with a full on musicale feature...it just WORKS lol!
oh there it is thank you so much for these, dani! and you are so right, seems to me like jack and carol getting married was just an excuse to keep using the same core characters haha
but oh my gosh tracy marrying jack would've been amazing!! fun little callback to tsc2 and their energy together would be absolutely catastrophic!! I can totally imagining them dismantling the north pole and turning it into a tacky commercialism nightmare lol, total joker and harley vibes π
Who did Jack Frost marry to fulfill the Mrs. Clause
He married Carolβs mother, come on.
you joke but i highkey would have loved to have seen Sylvia as Jack's Mrs Claus through some alternate-timeline shenanigans, it would've been so much fun ππ
can you imagine that happening after Jack tricks Sylvia in some way, which leads to Bud taking an active role alongside Scott in trying to stop Jack and restore normality? (in all seriousness, i believe that the 'Mrs Clause' doesn't apply to Jack: only Scott needs to have a Mrs Claus! the Santa Clause was created to help a human become Santa, and the Mrs Clause is there to continue the lineage of human-born Santas, giving them magic. i think. the lore is messy omg π)
actually little less know fact about tsc, there are junior novelizations, and in the santa clause 3 novelization, jack married carol! I would give proof of this but it is currently unavailable on internet archive, but you gotta believe me LOL despite that I love your theories and headcanons star, they're definitely more interesting and make more sense than the canon we got! π΅βπ«
oh my gosh you're kidding!!!!! ship fully realised, we're going multigenerational here π π don't worry, i believe the authority of Bernard the Head Elf unreservedly π that is so fascinating...do we know what the in-universe reason was? was he sincerely infatuated with her? i love it!! π₯°π not gonna lie, i would have loved to have seen a version where Jack wholly takes over Scott's life as Santa as if he never existed, including being Carol's real husband...!!!! bit of Shrek 4 vibes, you feel? π an extra funny interpretation is that technically Mrs Claus is only needed for a human Santa...but Jack was so jealous he wanted his own ππ he does get mad at Scott for having a 'beautiful, adoring wife', right? π³ god help do you think he's accepting applications? awww my goodness, thank you so much!!! that's tremendously sweet of you πππ i was worried that i was clogging up the tag with nonsensical ramblings!!! but we've all been in small, obscure fandoms and experienced the joy of someone new and hyperfixated barrelling in with fresh takes...happy to keep providing π
@safyresky has generously reblogged with all the pages! (I also remember a bit where bernard is working at the north pole resort and has human shaped ears because the elves are losing magic, very unsettling lol)
and based on what carol says about jack "not always being like this" then I'd say it's safe to say he probably cared for her quite enough for her to want to marry him! sooo star if you're willing to put up with his santa antics then you may have a fighting chance π€
and of course, I think I speak for everyone in this little bitty fandom when i say we welcome ALL new fans and fresh takes, it is always a blast! I myself prefer tinier fandoms, it always feels like there's less pressure and more community! βΊοΈππ
Who did Jack Frost marry to fulfill the Mrs. Clause
He married Carolβs mother, come on.
you joke but i highkey would have loved to have seen Sylvia as Jack's Mrs Claus through some alternate-timeline shenanigans, it would've been so much fun ππ
can you imagine that happening after Jack tricks Sylvia in some way, which leads to Bud taking an active role alongside Scott in trying to stop Jack and restore normality? (in all seriousness, i believe that the 'Mrs Clause' doesn't apply to Jack: only Scott needs to have a Mrs Claus! the Santa Clause was created to help a human become Santa, and the Mrs Clause is there to continue the lineage of human-born Santas, giving them magic. i think. the lore is messy omg π)
actually little less know fact about tsc, there are junior novelizations, and in the santa clause 3 novelization, jack married carol! I would give proof of this but it is currently unavailable on internet archive, but you gotta believe me LOL despite that I love your theories and headcanons star, they're definitely more interesting and make more sense than the canon we got! π΅βπ«
found a doodle from a couple months ago so I went ahead and colored it,.,..... bernard loving season is upon us ...β€οΈπβ€οΈπ and yes this is our actual height difference I'm a shorty...π
I keep this in my wallet for good luck

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Was inspired by this post from @muppethollz to do a lil' Jack meme illo.
Miller's Law!Jack under the cut, complete with partially-thawed/greying hair, Γ la one of my older artworks.
i am absolutely fascinated by how Jack Frost had an entirely different look when they first started filming The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause!! apparently they went through a lengthy process redesigning his look to get him to that iconic, sleek, sleazy vibe we got in the final cut πβοΈ