Huh? What are you doing?

Nora: Why?

Jaune: because I need to hide my metal gear

Jaune: Ren came up to me again with a thought he had.

Yang: You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

Jaune: It's never a good thing for sure.

Yang: What was it this time?

Jaune: He was wondering why the news would always talk about an unidentified person and never a perdaughter.

Jaune: As is often the case, I said that Ren's thought had me perturbed.

Jaune: He then had the nerve to say it was my own fault for being perplexed by a simple thought.

Jaune: Weiss overheard us and told us that what we were doing to spoken language was utterly perverse.

Jaune: I left at that, to make sure I didn't give my thoughts the time to percolate.

Jaune: Honestly, the whole ordeal nearly left me perspiring something fierce.

Yang: ... *Starts to undress*

Jaune: Uuuuuuh...

Yang: Your words have made me perceive you as a desirable target.

Yang: Let's see how long you can persevere through my "workout".

Jaune: The situation for my chastity has become quite perilous.

Yang: Don't worry, it'll be a grand performance.

Jaune: Well, my "periscope" is extending already.

Blake: You don't have to though.

Bathroom door graffiti: [For a good time, call xxx-xxxx]

Jaune: ... *Shrugs and types the number into his contact list* ...

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*A red dot appears on his forehead*

Qrow: Waitwaitwait! Hold up! I'm this guy's FBI Agent.

Pt. 2!

Fowlham........again!!!!!! (*´ω｀*)

bonus alt version!

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