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you do have to be careful though like being naked in front of your window is alright but do not for any reason ever sit in front of a window at night brushing, wrapping, braiding, or otherwise carefully maintaining your lovely hair bc some vampire or elf or opera phantom might be falling in love with you from afar and then he's gonna make it your fucking problem.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen