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rereading my own fanfic for flow like damn this is fire why tf isn't there more of it. but of course i am the one who has to make the more of it

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

Source of excerpted text: Robert J. Barsocchini, "American Rape of Vietnamese Women was Considered 'Standard Operating Procedure'" (Link)

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

to see a marching band

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

I went on a shit date with a cis girl recently but it was actually going very well until we got to fucking and then she was just all "I want you to breed this pussy misogynistic man style" and it's like. Girl you need to remember I was born into a position where I could pretty much do that scott free for the rest of my life and I very consciously decided I didn't want anything to do with it. Like what about that do you think is supposed to appeal to me. Men go "Hey can I force you to appeal to my fantasies and ignore your own desires during sex in order to please me" and people correctly identify that as incredibly shitty and misogynistic but as soon as theres a category of woman that they get to do it to it's suddenly the coolest and hottest thing in the world. BLARGH

Hi yes I am a trans woman top and yes I would love to cum inside it feels fucking awesome. Why do you suddenly have to start talking about me breeding you with my spermless, non-testosterone producing balls. I said I think it would feel good to put my penis in you why do you suddenly think I want to hit and choke you and call you a breeding whore worthless cocksleeve. What is wrong with you that you can't think about a penis going into a vagina without doing all that. Also it doesnt feel good when you deep throat it!! you are taking a very inflamed and highly sensitive organ that very much wants to remain in a straight line and using your throat to painfully bend it into an 'r' shape!! Only the tip is the sensitive part you dont gotta do all that!! Stop watching straight porn and thinking any of its real!!

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

reblogging this because I’ve legit seen people freaking out when they realised they can’t remember some of their childhood, thinking they might have some repressed trauma.

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

Nine (9) seasons of clickbait