Roger Owns This Pussy

Summary: Mr. Taylor hires you to babysit his two kids. (For argument’s sake, Reader is 18/19/20… whatever you want her to be, so she’s legal. If I don’t clarify this someone will have something to say.)

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[A/N: I know. I’m a bitch. No smut this time, folks. Sometimes it just be that way. And y’all know the 300 rule - it’s still in play.]

“This is the worst idea you’ve ever had,” you groan as you and Roger sit at a table in a quaint little restaurant preparing yourself for your parents’ arrival. They agreed to this dinner, albeit reluctantly. You aren’t too happy about it either, but Roger insists on it.

He pulls your hand to him and starts to laugh, gripping it tight. “Trust me, I’ve had worse.”

“Trust me,” you snip. “I know you haven’t. This is going to end in complete disaster.” 

Roger signing autographs in Japan during ‘The Works’ tour in May of 1985.

Roger fucking up at his live internet concert in front of 600,000 people! 😸