Aye, Benny Boy.

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Paul Wesley ladies and gentleman

          "I know you’e just pretending to be interested in my Spring Break stories. I can see in in your eyes." She nodded, placing her hands on her hips. 

          "Can't I be genuinely be interested in your life? Dude, you underestimate me." You both know she's right, Felix.

            “A 7? Are you freaking blind?! I am 20 out of 10 and for the record, I don’t have an attitude! I just have confidence and there’s nothing wrong with that.”

              "Babe, I don't know how to put this but.. You're up yourself. Like, your head is so far up your own ass. There's something wrong with that, but nothing wrong with a bit of confident though."

     "48? No way.. Maths is mindblowing, man."

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

“It’s basic tables that you learn when you’re about seven. So yes, pretty stupid.”

        "I forgot it for like.. five minutes,    okay. I know it now, it's 46, right?" Now come on.

         "Touche, asshole. Tou fucking che." Pause. "Wait, me ugly? Look at me. I’m the most perfect human being to ever walk this planet. The fuck?"

        "Pft, seriously? I mean, you're like a 7, nearly an 8 but. Not exactly an 8. Your shity attitude brings you down."

"You’re like the definition of stupid."

         "Just because I forgot what 8 x 6 was?       Harsh." Yeah, that's pretty stupid of you, Felix.

        ”Aww don’t cry, because its over. Cry, because you’re ugly.” In which Devonne fails to be sympathetic. She saw the chance and took it.

          "Maybe I'm crying because you're ugly?        Never though about that did ya?"