I don't mind

“…fight me,” I mumble from where I’m lying motionless under three different blankets with no intention of moving any time soon.

✿ ~ Oodles of prettiness here ~ ✿

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

god i fucking love people like right now someone is kissing their baby on the forehead for the first time and someone just went into a french bakery and is deeply inhaling and someone is dyeing their hair the color of the sky and someone just confessed their love to someone and you’re reading this post but you are alive and you will be okay and you will be happy

I needed this

I’ve gone 16 years without dying a single time and I think that’s pretty impressive

you say this as if you can die and come back

Well I haven’t died yet so who’s to say I can’t

People who type (: instead of :) make me uncomfortable