Fantestical

i wish i could be a rebellious child that goes to do fun stuff while their family isn’t home, but instead i just sit in my underwear and watch netflix and tumblr

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

I’m home alone so I went out of my room for food and there is a little boy mowing the lawn idk who he is

oh. it’s my brother

i wonder how many stranger’s pictures I happen to be in the background of

write me a love poem about not texting me back

with their reads on

I want to wear a t-shirt that says “Keep Calm and Tumble On” so people think I’m a gymnast and really athletic but I really just spend all day on my laptop

the best stuff of life is on tumblr

reminder: don’t be an asshole today

so like do caterpillars know that theyre gonna be butterflies or do they just build the cocoon and be like wtf am i doing